There’s no genre of music called “EDM,” you little twits. 

I don’t pay much attention to pop music, so I always have sort of a laugh when I find out who was nominated for Grammys. I realize that popular music is for imbeciles and those who are too lazy to search out quality music, but take a look at the Dance/Electronica category this year. I mean, really let this sink in: Of all the electronic albums released in the last year, Skrillex - fucking Skrillex - is deemed the best?

And look at that bullshit cast of musical miscreants who were nominated. The dude who dresses up as a rat on stage and who proposed to Kat Von D via Twitter was nominated for a Grammy? How? And Kaskade - the dude is named after dishwashing detergent. Who knew that scenester/DJ Steve Aoki actually made music? And The Chemical Brothers are still making albums? How old are those guys?

BEST DANCE/ELECTRONICA ALBUM

• WINNER - Skrillex - Bangarang
• Steve Aoki - Wonderland
• The Chemical Brothers - Don’t Think
• Deadmau5 - Album Title Goes Here
• Kaskade - Fire & Ice